Robert A. Uhl

Fed up with worms, viruses, spam and spyware, people are giving up their computers, or at least giving up the Internet. Well, that’s what they get using Windows. If you stick a petri dish out in an influenza ward, you’re gonna grow junk; if you stick a vat of Lysol out there you won’t.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t get worms; I don’t get viruses; I don’t get infested with spyware. I use Linux, and I’m happy.